"You look amazing."
“Our founders (…) divided us into five groups, factions, to keep the peace.The smart ones, the ones who value knowledge and logic are in Erudite. They know everything.Amity farm the land. They’re all about kindness and harmony, always happy.Candor value honesty and order. They tell the truth even when you wish they wouldn’t.And then there’s Dauntless. They’re our protectors, our soldiers, our police. I always thought they were amazing. Brave, fearless and free. Some people think Dauntless are crazy, which they kind of are.My faction is Abnegation. The other all us “stiffs”. We lead a simple life, selfless, dedicated to helping others. We even feed the factionless, the ones who don’t fit in anywhere. Because we’re public servants we’re trusted to run the government.”
We already knew some things about the characters future lives because of the Epilogue and information J.K. Rowling had released in interviews. But we got even more from the 2014 Quidditch World Cup coverage and other recently released Pottermore material:
- Harry still has fights with dark wizards and witches as part of his Auror work
- Harry possibly has a new scar from a nasty cut on his cheek
- Harry is still known as the ‘Chosen One’
- Harry is starting to get strands of silver in his hair
- Harry still wears round glasses
- Harry, Ginny, and their kids live in London (unknown exactly where)
- Neville is the Godfather of Albus Potter
- The Weasleys’ supported Brazil in 2014 QWC final. So did Albus Potter. The other Potters supported Bulgaria. Harry and Ginny were fine with Albus supporting a different team to the rest of his family
- Harry & Ginny, Ron & Hermione, George & Angelina Johnson, Bill & Fleur, Neville & Hannah Abbott, and Luna & Rolf Scamander all have happy marriages
- Ginny is now Ginny Potter. Hermione is apparently still Hermione Granger. Luna is apparently still Luna Lovegood
- Ginny covers the major Quidditch events. She is successful at the Daily Prophet and in the world of Quidditch
- Ron and Hermione don’t ever talk to the press about Harry
- Harry, Ron and Hermione were given awards for Bravery, and given public recognition after fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts. The rest of the D.A. also received awards and recognition
- Ron apparently has thinning hair
- The Horcrux hunt apparently did take a toll on Ron
- Ron left the Auror department after two years to become George’s partner in Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
- Hermione is the Deputy Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. She has risen fast through the ranks of the M.o.M. and she is tipped to go even higher
- Hugo Weasley has brown and bushy hair like Hermione
- Ron is still affected by Veela’s. Harry apparently isn’t.
- Hermione is still mostly uninterested in Quidditch
- Neville is a popular Professor. He’s been the Professor of Herbology for at least 2014-2017
- Luna is still eccentric
- At her wedding Luna wore a rainbow and spangles dress, and a tiara of silver unicorn horns. It was voted ‘Most Hideous Outfit of the Year’ in Rita Skeeter’s column. Luna wore a robe made up of flags of all the 16 teams at the 2014 QWC
- The D.A. (especially the main six) are considered celebrities by the international wizarding world
- The Battle of Hogwarts is world famous
- Lord Voldemort is apparently now called He Who Could Not Be Named
- Rita Skeeter is still gossiping and lying as the Gossip Correspondent for the Daily Prophet. She continues to write books about people involved in the fight against Lord Voldemort
- Ginny and Rita Skeeter are colleagues but they don’t like each other. Ginny has jinxed Rita at least once. She jinxed Rita at the final of the 2014 QWC
SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha
I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.
Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.
TRXYE is out August 15.